My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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