I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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