my vag is so smooth its legendary
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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