I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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