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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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