I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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