She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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