I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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