HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
Randomize
