I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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