that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
i just had sex bonerless
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
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