I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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