after a month anything with tits is on the radar
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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