Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
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