Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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