Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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