No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
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