how can u be prego again
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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