My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
I just want nice things and good sex
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
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