She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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