Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
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