so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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