I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
She's better-looking with the mask on.
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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