She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
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