I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
Randomize
