I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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