Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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