just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I cant find my shoes, my wallet, or my keys, but i know where your sister is.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
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