This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
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