Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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