Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
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