When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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