Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
Four minutes until I can fart!
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
Dignity is for republicans.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
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