he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
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