Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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