It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
I think your dad took our porno
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
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