Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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