The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
Randomize
