But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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