And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
Randomize
