Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
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