Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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