I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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