Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Drunk is not a location!
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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