Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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