What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
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