Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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