I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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