i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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