is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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