Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
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